Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own.
and mixing them with vodka
At 3 in the morning while marathoning your favorite show because nobody can tell you to go to bed.
And then regretting your decisions the next morning.
Because you have to work.
and make more money to buy fruit snacks and juice pouches.
me: i better screenshot this just in case i need to use it for black mail
- Me during the day: I'm so fucking tired oh my God I can't wait to go to bed tonight
- Me during the night: Let's download the top 100 songs from the 90s and listen to them all while writing a novel and watching an entire season of something and maybe rearrange my room
in the semi-finals for miss cornwall 2014 LOL
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Vodka is cheaper than a dinner for two!